teapartyspider:

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

princessslea:

my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he’s having fun???

alicerose13:

sketiana:

to think mysterio really went all out and doxxed peter parker as a revenge and peter literally just pulled a uno reverse card & logged off of the entire franchise lmfaoo untouchable

brnskynyteowl:

the-football-chick:

Deadass

just-shower-thoughts:

Sex is cool, but nothing beats blacking out after a crazy Saturday night and waking up cuffed in the back of a horse-drawn carriage, on your way down to Helgen to face Imperial justice

throwbackblr:

When everyone wants to storm Area 51, but they forgot that someone already did that in 1992.

waitineedfood:

purpleparrot:

airsignz:

she said 😟

dailycinema:

The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman